This is not something I've written, and it's nothing I've observed--other than my own laziness and mad procrastination skills--but it is something I have to do, and you can help.
On Monday, I have a ten-page paper due. It is my English final, and I haven't even begun to write it. I have to get an A on this paper, not only for the GPA boost, or for the satisfaction of acing English 161, but also because this is my biggest project to date--excluding those three novel attempts when I was fifteen. It is my biggest thesis, my most important research, the paper of the century for me; and, if I get an A, it could be the beginnings of my career, the platform for everything to come. And I am so pissed at myself that this came along in the first semester of my freshman year--seriously?!
Because this is so big, I need you to keep me honest. I am going to make a list, and you're going to check it--hopefully more than twice--and make sure I am sticking to it.
If you can do that, and I can do this, maybe we can create something fantastic together.
...although, I won't be crediting you at all for this paper. However, I'll remember to acknowledge you when I'm a best selling author and senior MidEast correspondent. Promise.
Big List o' Shit:
No got but God
- All ten chapters, plus the prologue, and probably the author's note--because, let's face it, I love Reza Aslan more than god. No, not that God.
Jihad v. McWorld
- I'm pretty sure I should read all of this too, but I can do better to break it down.
- Part One
- Part Two
- Part Three
Also, create an outline.
C'mon now, we can do this! And once it's done, all I can say is this: the masses will love it. It will be fantastic.
And now? To Walgreens to buy some Claritin because I'm a fucktard and forgot to pick up my medication before the snowfall on Friday. Gah at me.
I'll be around, and I hope you will too!
(Also, someone keeps pulling the fire alarm in my building and it's seriously annoying. Does anyone actually expect me to be productive here?! Oh Jesus.)
Let's Get Together, What Do You Say?
On Monday, I have a ten-page paper due. It is my English final, and I haven't even begun to write it. I have to get an A on this paper, not only for the GPA boost, or for the satisfaction of acing English 161, but also because this is my biggest project to date--excluding those three novel attempts when I was fifteen. It is my biggest thesis, my most important research, the paper of the century for me; and, if I get an A, it could be the beginnings of my career, the platform for everything to come. And I am so pissed at myself that this came along in the first semester of my freshman year--seriously?!
Because this is so big, I need you to keep me honest. I am going to make a list, and you're going to check it--hopefully more than twice--and make sure I am sticking to it.
If you can do that, and I can do this, maybe we can create something fantastic together.
...although, I won't be crediting you at all for this paper. However, I'll remember to acknowledge you when I'm a best selling author and senior MidEast correspondent. Promise.
Big List o' Shit:
No got but God
- All ten chapters, plus the prologue, and probably the author's note--because, let's face it, I love Reza Aslan more than god. No, not that God.
Jihad v. McWorld
- I'm pretty sure I should read all of this too, but I can do better to break it down.
- Part One
- Part Two
- Part Three
Also, create an outline.
C'mon now, we can do this! And once it's done, all I can say is this: the masses will love it. It will be fantastic.
And now? To Walgreens to buy some Claritin because I'm a fucktard and forgot to pick up my medication before the snowfall on Friday. Gah at me.
I'll be around, and I hope you will too!
(Also, someone keeps pulling the fire alarm in my building and it's seriously annoying. Does anyone actually expect me to be productive here?! Oh Jesus.)
Let's Get Together, What Do You Say?
- Edit - I have made some slight changes to my list.
Big List o' Shit (revised):
Jihad v McWorld
- Part Two, chapters 10, 11, 13, 14
- Part Three, chapters 15, 19
YaleGlobal: Globalization and the Middle East: Part One
YaleGlobal: Globalization and the Middle East: Part Two
Interview on Globalization, Iraq, and Middle East Studies
A New Middle East? Globalization, Peace, and the 'Double Movement'
Globalization in the MENA and Europe: Culture, Economy, and the Public Sphere in a Transnational Context
- "Has the MENA Gone Global?"
- "Can the MENA Grow into Globalization?"
- "Islam and Social Networks in Europe"
- "Muslim Immigration to Western Europe"
- "Socio-Economic Processes Underlying the Worldviews of European Muslims"
...yeah.
It's Indie Rock and Roll for Me.
- Edit the Second - Just an update on my listy o' shit:
Big List o' Shit (updated, and innovated? Doubt it):
- Edit the Second - Just an update on my listy o' shit:
Big List o' Shit (updated, and innovated? Doubt it):
"Globalization in the MENA"
Movement of Movements
- Naomi Klein
- Tom Mertes
- Emir Sader
- Immanuel Wallerstein
Which puts my list of sources at:
Which puts my list of sources at:
YaleGlobal: Globalization and the Middle East: Part One
YaleGlobal: Globalization and the Middle East: Part Two
Jihad v. McWorld
A Movement of Movements
Interview on Globalization, Iraq, and Middle East Studies
Fantastic?
Fantastic?
This is the Sound of Settling